yangxiaolongs:

cyanboo:

here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more
hollow weenie

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

yangxiaolongs:

cyanboo:

here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more

hollow weenie

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

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starladyuhura:

basically a summary of Guardians of the Galaxy

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adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

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a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THESE

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TitleThomas Writes Sins Not Tragedies

captainnightstorm-vgrp:

infinite-scratch:

viewtifuljae:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

"Get out"
"How?"
Comedy ****** gold

Get out…EVERYONE

How?

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breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

image

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bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

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jaclcfrost:

this is it
this is what true temptation looks like

Hope no one pees in this one

jaclcfrost:

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

Hope no one pees in this one

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peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

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madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

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drdanakatherinescully:

If you haven’t added me on snapchat, you’re missing out.

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deejay-combs:

thekizz:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

You just can’t.

I tried to fight the urge to reblog but I failed.. 

deejay-combs:

thekizz:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

You just can’t.

I tried to fight the urge to reblog but I failed.. 

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whethervane:

angeredpomegranate:

captain-dorkalicious:

”We’re gonna have to break in”

literally my most favorite thing ever omg

please even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this

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