arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

(via shadowfox570)

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
— the greatest thing i have ever read  (via get-fit2fuck)

(via deadbaconpool)

gregorius-daneli:

emkaymlp:

"You have the bridge, Number One. I’ll be in the holodeck."
"The holodeck, sir?"
"It appears as if I’ve been granted one extra hour in the ball pit and I do not intend on wasting a single second of it."


"Captain, it seems someone has been tampering with some of the Holodeck’s imaging algorithms. At the behest of Lieutenant Commander Worf, I have run a diagnostic on your recreational program and have discovered a few minor changes. For example, the existence of an aqueous solution foreign to the scenario comprised of 95% water with the remaining constituents being trace amounts of urea, chloride, sodium, potassium, creatinine and other inorganic ions and compounds—"
"In layman’s terms, Mr. Data?"
"Someone has peed in the ball pit, Captain."

gregorius-daneli:

emkaymlp:

"You have the bridge, Number One. I’ll be in the holodeck."

"The holodeck, sir?"

"It appears as if I’ve been granted one extra hour in the ball pit and I do not intend on wasting a single second of it."

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"Captain, it seems someone has been tampering with some of the Holodeck’s imaging algorithms. At the behest of Lieutenant Commander Worf, I have run a diagnostic on your recreational program and have discovered a few minor changes. For example, the existence of an aqueous solution foreign to the scenario comprised of 95% water with the remaining constituents being trace amounts of urea, chloride, sodium, potassium, creatinine and other inorganic ions and compounds—"

"In layman’s terms, Mr. Data?"

"Someone has peed in the ball pit, Captain."

(via haoudesoul)

(via bluesapph)

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(via spultz)

In this lonely place, bathed in silence and thoughts of you.
I can’t see your face, but I’m trying to envision you.
So are you really out there?
Are you awake with memories?
Of a boy you haven’t met yet, who’s wished upon the pleiades.

ryougasaotome:

Gundam Build Fighters Try starts in October! Key visual! Website full of updates. Takes place seven years later at Sei’s school. TEAM BATTLES.
GET HYPE WITH ME YA’ALL. PLASTIC MODEL BATTLES WOO.
[Official Site]

ryougasaotome:

Gundam Build Fighters Try starts in October! Key visual! Website full of updates. Takes place seven years later at Sei’s school. TEAM BATTLES.

GET HYPE WITH ME YA’ALL. PLASTIC MODEL BATTLES WOO.

[Official Site]

(via shadowfox570)

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

(via deadbaconpool)

#thingstimhowardcouldsave

Not dashcon. 

ocelotyouth:

redlipsandbrownhair:

wh0re-lies:

THE ANTI CRUST

➰

dibs on the middle piece

ocelotyouth:

redlipsandbrownhair:

wh0re-lies:

THE ANTI CRUST

dibs on the middle piece

(via marine-mrs-to-be)

fillehwilleh:

noahs-snark:

silence9o:

Shingeki No kyojin [Live action] - Official Trailer [HD]

Finally!!

I take back my previous misgivings about the quality of this film. It looks incredible.

the soundtrack is phenomenal holy shit

(via bluesapph)

69-in-the-afternoon:

Hey

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Doesn’t it feel like our

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is

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I’m gonna change you like a

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Then I’ll raise you like a

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Hey children blood, Doesn’t feel like our stop watch is lady running clipart arrow through open door. I’m gonna change you like a high end turn table then I’ll raise you like a moltres? 

Huh. The song was a lot different in my head. 

(via deadbaconpool)