phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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commanderdouche:

thepowerovsardines:

Substitute Doll

It’s over, xbone and PS4 are finished

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I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.

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The longer I look the funnier it gets

The longer I look the funnier it gets

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whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

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behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

because freedom rings

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stop unfollowing me

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teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

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theheartmaid:

riker-wears-a-skant:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

Ì̞͍̘͎̮͔̹̄̄̾͛͛ͅ ̂ͥ̌ͫͯ͆͆҉̷͇̫̰̦̼̤͓̻̥͡g̱̖̙̫̉̏ͧ̂̍ͪ́i̡̘̠͌ͨ̅͒̇̚v̥̲̠̱̳͍͇͎̙ͮͦ̌ͩe̥͇̤̘͒ͣͤͨ͢ ͔̥͖͚̮̩͖̐̐̓̊̕͢y̢͍̳̠͚ͮ́͛ͭ́̅ͯo̡͚ͧͣ͆͊ͯ͊̾͑͢uͪ̃ͣ҉̸̺̻ ͫ͋ͦ̀ͬͪ̌͒͏̹͔͉͍a̶̡̭̯̳͍͚ͬͬͣͯͨͯ̐͢ ̆̋͗ͯ̿ͪ̈́̽҉̥̝̮͍͍̘͎̥̤h̊̏ͫͭ̆ͪ͡҉͏̤̠̖̲͙̥̞a̯̒͌͆̔̈́͡m̨͈̯̖̲͚͈̳̿ͅb̸͓̣̙̥̼̍ͩͫ̓̇͂́͝ͅu̶̸͎͉̮͈͛ͦ͑́ͅr̟̦̤͔̫͇̠͔̓̏ͧ̈̄͑̚g̡͍̲̜̯̥̣̩ͣ̾ͧ̓͛͐̽͠e̞ͭ̔̚͠r̯̜͊͗̀͜͟.̛̺̳̝̔͌ͭ͊̽̆ͧ͟
̣̫̪̣̠̺̾͑̊̊ͩ͆͘͞
̉͊͏͚̟Ạ̢̬̹͖̗̎̑̇̕͞s̭͉͍͕̙͙ͥ̂̒̐ͧͬ ̷̴̸̲͓̮͋̈́͐̀̈ỷ̱̫͚̮͇̖͙͇͆̉̊ͩ̄̂̀̚͟o̤̜̺̩̬̾ͪ̀̐̌͗̽ų̫̣͕̮͚͒̀̎͛͛͟͢ͅ ̜͈̥̲̖ͯḳ̡͚̻̭͓͌͐́̈͛̋͟ĭ̬͌̋ͥ̓̋͐͢l͇̬̮͖̤ͫͯ̔͐̅̓͢ļ̨͈͍̮̪̟̼͓͗̂͐͆ͪͫ̌͝ ̢̢̹̳̝̘̤̆̓̔̉m̖̬̜̮͇̼͍̝̽ͦ́͡e̪͇͆̅̓̐͐̾,̱̥̬͈̙̠̓́ͪͩ̚ͅ ̷̘̰̐̄̑̿̎ͤ̽̀͠I̴̺̭̝̯̟̹͚̜̼͆͑̈́̉͑̂̆ ̱̓̆̅̇ͨ̃ͯ̑̉̕͢d̝͍̮̋͗ͤ͋̔̐ͣ͌ͭö͈̜͚͇̲̠͇͓͠ ̴̼͕̲̱ͤ͋ͣ̏̀͢n̢̠̜̖̋́ͧ̽͢o͙̰͓̒̇̉͗̾̄͞ͅt̵̼̗͂̉̚͝ ̧̤̙͐̊ͬ̔ͩ͛̎̀̚m̧̙͕̬̗̥̘̀̎ͭ̎̾̾ͧa̭̣̜̦̥͙̱̣͊̂͌͐̇̆̈̔͟͝k͔̺̰̭͔̆ͨͪ̆ͦͣ̄e̸͇̻̎̉ͧ̑͛̓̿ͪ͟ ̲̪̹̱̜̝͈̂ͯ̓͌̊͘a̢̫̹̝̥͔͙͉͉ͪͤ̋̓̿̎ͨ̀́ ̦̻ͨͧͧ͋͐̅ͬ͝s͓̗̯̟̝̞̥̮͒̄̑o̴͈͙̲̥̔ͨ̄̿̊̌ͮͨ͠uͦ͆̋҉̙̪̼ṇ̨͈͚̙̣̰͉͇̳́̾̒̌ͧdͪ͂҉̸̞̟͕̦͜.͍̯̙̯̮̈̓̓̊̀͢
̢͇͖̲̲̯̙̭͑͌̅̃ͬ͌͝
͕̪̼̻͎̦̜̹͐͟Í̥͓̳ͫ͐͟ ̛̐̊̿ͫ̉͑͊͂͋҉̤̟̠͍̫͔g̪̼̙͎̖̙ͮ̀͝i̵̫̮̪͉̯̫͙̭̹ͦ̌̇̐ͦ͐̓͜v̡̭͎̠̹̳͖͙̮̆ͥ̒ͧ̍̃̕͞e̴̝͚̘̲̜͈̹̮̺̒̎ͬ͒ͣ͐ ͙̘̗̻̠͚̗̬ͨ̏ͨͪ̽̑̽͜͠yͤͯ̈͆͛̓ͥ҉̛̦o̶̯̬̥̬͒ͬͭ͆ͥ̄̕u̟̟̒͌̿̐̀ ̸̹̯̺̖̇͌͘ä̵̡͕̤́̐̑̀ͥ̈̓̚ ̢͑ͧ̃͏̪̲̪̼h̪̮̣̞̜̰́̏ͩ̅̈́̎ͪ̓͘ä̷̩̠́̓̈́m͎̟̀̌̋ͮ̏͡b̰̬̝̅̏u͚͎̰̮̻̇̿ͣ͐ͯ̍̄ͨͫr̴̨̪̜̘̳̞̖͊͟ġ̱͍ͮͨ̎̓ẻ̵̢̛͕͓̻̳̳̝ͩͪ̇̒ͦ̓̇̓r̦̮ͣ̆͌̕.̣̟̬̣̭̙̱̗̒̽̎

i should have fucking known i’m done with everything

This is some straight nightvale shit

(via deadbaconpool)

ArtistI GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
TitleI GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
AlbumI GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

basedpidgeot:

oh my god

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